Story by Nookie

You’re waiting at a stoplight on a gorgeous summer’s day, when a lovely little minx named Elise taps on your window. As you roll it down, she says, “I’m raising money for my soccer team. Carwash $20.” She looks at you hopefully.

Noticing that the white outfit she has on has obviously gone through enough wet washing that it no longer holds any resemblance to opaque, you swallow and nod. She points tot he right and says, “Yay! Pull in right over there. I’m Elise”

You pull in and turn the car off. The lovely sylph comes along to your car door again, and taps. “Uh, would you like the regular wash, or the special?”

It’s getting really hard to breathe in here, so you turn up the air a bit. “The special?”

“It’s $50. It’s worth every penny, and its for a good cause. It’s a better view from outside the car, and the only rule is not touching.”